"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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You were trust falling into bushes
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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