I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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