It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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