Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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