What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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