This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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