I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I need to stop coming to work sober
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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