just tell him i said nine months
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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