Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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