he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.