we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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