The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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