You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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