i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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