just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.