Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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