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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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