This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
