so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...