so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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