I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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