What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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