i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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