just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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