Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
false alarm. still invincible.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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