Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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