the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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