I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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