when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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