just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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