he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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