Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So squirting runs in the family.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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