So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too