I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize