dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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