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sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets

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(502): sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets http://tfl.nu/cbq3

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Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo

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(610): Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo http://tfl.nu/aw10

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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.

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(203): no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet. http://tfl.nu/q394

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(352): View more from Florida

homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...

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so you did it...

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obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.

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(352): homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview... (1-352): so you did it... (352): obv...but still...it was inconsiderate. http://tfl.nu/j7x7

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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.

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(+61): I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude. http://tfl.nu/5t8b

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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.

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(778): She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done. http://tfl.nu/3wcc

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.

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(781): please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again. http://tfl.nu/xtmx

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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"

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I think you may want to look into that...

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(519): someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement" (403): I think you may want to look into that... http://tfl.nu/qglv

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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself

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(570): Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself http://tfl.nu/yahv

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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.

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(715): She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee. http://tfl.nu/wutx

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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.

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HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.

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(785): MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped. (207): HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME. http://tfl.nu/4n05

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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...

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(757): i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ... http://tfl.nu/nc8q

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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!

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(714): The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to! http://tfl.nu/8lua

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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.

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(509): This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats. http://tfl.nu/orv1

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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt

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(717): im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt http://tfl.nu/5q8i

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