Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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