so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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