It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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