we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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