turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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