Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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