Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.