I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
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YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo