I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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