Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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