How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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