Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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