i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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