Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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