one two three fourrrrnication!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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