Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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